January 2011
669 posts
Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma’s a bitch. Sincerely, The Titanic
I lol’ed!!
Dear teenage boys,
Yes it’s true. We wear little nighties at sleepovers, have pillow fights, and make out with each other.
Sincerely, sarcastic teenage girl.
Dear you,
Last night was fun! I’m sorry I got all that white stuff all over your face, I tried to get all of it in your mouth. You had every right to spit it out. Let’s do it again soon?
Sincerely, toothpaste.
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WILLING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION.
WILLING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION.
WILLING TO ANSWER ANY QUESTION.
WILLING TO ANSWER ANY FUCKING QUESTION!
taking my pictures of the wall.. ready to make new...
Dear bra,
Thank you for always being there when I need a pocket.
Sincerely, girls.
Dear British, Irish, and Australian people,
Thank you for having amazing accents.
Sincerely, Americans.
When I was younger we had the best shows. I mean...
Dear girls who ask if a dress makes them look fat,
Please stop blaming it on the dress.
Sincerely, let’s be real here
Dear America,
Have we met?
Sincerely, Diet.
Dear Bruce Wayne,
We know you’re Batman.
Sincerely, WikiLeaks
Dear gay men in the closet,
Is Narnia more gay friendly than us?
Sincerely, the world.
